Today we’ve got another big announcement to make here at Microsoft: The iPhone is NOTHING! Thats right. The iPhone is absolutely nothing compared to what we’re about to release today. Today we’re announcing the release of a totally new next generation gadget. Today we’re introducing the zitPhone.
Remember, you heard it here first.
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How about the zitBSOD?
Something we are all expecting.
zitRSOD
zitBug
zitVirus
zitErrors
zitProblems
zitWarnings
Just Joking.
Didn’t you forget “zit.dll not found”?
Bill Gates: What? Me no speak ! :))
I was in a very strange mood when I posted the last comment.
Bill, I swear I have never used the iPhone, iMac, iPod. They suck. If someone gave me an iPod, all I would need is a DIEPOD!
Whoa! My computer is going funny. Continued:
The only product from Apple I use is iTunes. Even though that sucks too, because it doesn’t play videos, but it is MUCH faster to load.
Why do you think your computer is “going funny?” Its rebelling against the iSuck.
No Mr. Gates, IE is rebelling against the iF**k. Luckily, I use Opera!
Going funny: Crashes frequently and keeps pressing the SUBMIT COMMENT button before you get to finish your post.
I am never EVER going to use that “/passive” switch with IE installation again!
Hang on, isn’t WGA excluded from IE installation now?
Ooops!
Shouldn’t have said that. DON’T SEND THE POLICE!!
Its too late.
Treason is punishable by death.
It was nice knowing you.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! YOU CAN’T KILL ME!! ALL YOUR WEAPONS BELONG TO US!!
AGHRRRRRRRRRR!! DON’T POINT THAT THING AT ME!!
BETTER SAY MY LAST WORDS: I HATE MICROSO>>>_!**@&!>>>Fatal Error occurred at 0x80004005. You must restart the system.