Anti Communism

UPDATE: PLEASE IGNORE THIS POST! THIS POST WAS WRITTEN BY STEVE BALLMER! HE HACKED INTO MY BLOG AND WROTE IT!

Due to the huge wave of anti Micro$oft, open source loving, ****ing Russian communists that are visiting this website, we (Micro$oft), for the entire world’s sake, have decided to launch a huge new wave of anti communism warfare!

We’ve invested millions in the defense industry, and look forward to huge profits from the upcoming war that we intend to start between the U.S. and the Soviet Union. We’re currently activating a virus that we included in Vista.

The U.S. government is now experiencing technical problems that they believe are caused by Russian hackers.

Now is the time to invest! Invest in Micro$oft now, and you’ll make billions! Now is a time of amazing opportunity! Don’t believe what the communist Steve Jobs tells you. Steve Jobs is part of a communist plot to blow up New York city! Act now before it is too late!

Invest in Micro$oft today and get a free gas mask! LONG LIVE STEVE BALLMER!And always remember…

 

Video Of The Week: Computers Of The Future

If this doesn’t convince you to get a Microsoft Surface, then I don’t know what will…

First spotted here…

Microsoft Surface

For those of you that haven’t seen it yet, check out these videos of Microsoft Surface. Surface is the result of five years of hard work.  For five years, we have attempted to copy Apple, and to beat them at their own game. I think that we’ve finally won.

I’ll be posting more about Surface later. Stay tuned in (or just subscribe to my RSS feed).