September 3, 2007
Check out this video game. It has got to be the stupidest game that I’ve ever seen. The goal of the game is to “have fun” making peace.
I can only pity the poor little kids that will have their copies of Halo taken away by their parents and replaced with this “fun” adventure in peace.
July 11, 2007
UPDATE: PLEASE IGNORE THIS POST! THIS POST WAS WRITTEN BY STEVE BALLMER! HE HACKED INTO MY BLOG AND WROTE IT!
Due to the huge wave of anti Micro$oft, open source loving, ****ing Russian communists that are visiting this website, we (Micro$oft), for the entire world’s sake, have decided to launch a huge new wave of anti communism warfare!
We’ve invested millions in the defense industry, and look forward to huge profits from the upcoming war that we intend to start between the U.S. and the Soviet Union. We’re currently activating a virus that we included in Vista.
The U.S. government is now experiencing technical problems that they believe are caused by Russian hackers.
Now is the time to invest! Invest in Micro$oft now, and you’ll make billions! Now is a time of amazing opportunity! Don’t believe what the communist Steve Jobs tells you. Steve Jobs is part of a communist plot to blow up New York city! Act now before it is too late!
Invest in Micro$oft today and get a free gas mask! LONG LIVE STEVE BALLMER!And always remember…
June 11, 2007
I’ve gotten several emails asking me if there’s an official Bill Gates fan club. Unfortunately, the answer is no. I have more important things to do then create a stupid little fan website for geeks like you. I just lost around ten thousand dollars by wasting my time and writing this post. If you’re ever as rich as I am, then you’ll understand.
If you absolutely can’t get enough of me, then here are some fan sites that other people put together.
Microsoft Quotes: This is a list of some of the more intelligent things I’ve said.
Bill Gates Pictures: Pictures of me throughout the years.
The Bill Gates Hockey Game: A fun game with me as the star.