Disclaimer

My lawyers tell me that I have to put this somewhere, so here it is:

I AM NOT THE REAL BILL GATES!😯

I don’t know the real Bill Gates, I’m not affiliated with him, and I don’t even know that much about him. Although some posts on this blog are based on fact, most of them are simply blatant, made up, funny, lies. Do not trust anything I say. If its funny, then its probably not true.

Don’t get upset at me and claim that you didn’t know. You were told and I’ll tell you one last time: I am not the real Bill Gates. If I say in another place that I am Bill Gates then I am joking. This page is more important than all the other pages. Ignore everything I say elsewhere. Only this page is true. For the last time, I am not the real Bill Gates.

If any damage is done by anything that I’ve said, then I am not responsible. You know its not true. Its your fault if you believed it.

To the real Bill Gates: Don’t try to sue me. I simply don’t have the money like you. I suggest that you take this the same why you took a certain pie in the face a few years ago. If I recall correctly, you said that it “just wasn’t that good” and went on with you life. Trying to get rid of me will only worsen your image. Besides, everyone knows its a joke. I know that wherever you are, somewhere out there in Redmond, surrounded by 500 miles of barbed wire, 1000 machine guns, and 200 bodyguards, I know that you’re laughing also. In the time that you took to read this, you made a thousand dollars and I made nothing. Just leave me alone and have a nice day.

3 Responses to Disclaimer

  1. […] I hate to break it to you, but no matter what you do, I’ll always have more money than you. To tell you the truth, I make more money in a second than you do in an entire day. Before I get sidetracked, let mention one more thing. Every one of the hundreds of lawyers that I employ are telling me that its absolutely necessary to have a disclaimer. If you absolutely must read it then you can find it here. […]

  2. Greyound says:

    Hello!

    I would like to ask you for a five to give me some opportunity to start my own job as a mother because I don’t have enouth knowledge please I am not escro from the net please I beg you help me and get out of my bad situation Thank you all and Happy New Year!

  3. […] I hate to break it to you, but no matter what you do, I’ll always have more money than you. To tell you the truth, I make more money in a second than you do in an entire day. Before I get sidetracked, let mention one more thing. Every one of the hundreds of lawyers that I employ are telling me that its absolutely necessary to have a disclaimer. If you absolutely must read it then you can find it here. […]

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