Anti Communism

July 11, 2007

UPDATE: PLEASE IGNORE THIS POST! THIS POST WAS WRITTEN BY STEVE BALLMER! HE HACKED INTO MY BLOG AND WROTE IT!

Due to the huge wave of anti Micro$oft, open source loving, ****ing Russian communists that are visiting this website, we (Micro$oft), for the entire world’s sake, have decided to launch a huge new wave of anti communism warfare!

We’ve invested millions in the defense industry, and look forward to huge profits from the upcoming war that we intend to start between the U.S. and the Soviet Union. We’re currently activating a virus that we included in Vista.

The U.S. government is now experiencing technical problems that they believe are caused by Russian hackers.

Now is the time to invest! Invest in Micro$oft now, and you’ll make billions! Now is a time of amazing opportunity! Don’t believe what the communist Steve Jobs tells you. Steve Jobs is part of a communist plot to blow up New York city! Act now before it is too late!

Invest in Micro$oft today and get a free gas mask! LONG LIVE STEVE BALLMER!And always remember…

 open source is communism!


Video Of The Week: Computers Of The Future

June 22, 2007

If this doesn’t convince you to get a Microsoft Surface, then I don’t know what will…

First spotted here…


Video Of The Week

June 10, 2007

I know that this video is a bit old, but it brings back so many good memories that I couldn’t help but post it:


The PC’s Revenge

June 7, 2007

Take that, Apple!


Video Friday

May 25, 2007

Beginning today, I’m going to be posting one video every weekend. Anyways, I’m proud to present A Tribute To Bill Gates.