Windows 7

August 29, 2007

Today we officially began to work on the latest version of Windows. We’re thinking of calling it “7” for obvious reasons (7 is my lucky number) and our official statement is that we are “scoping Windows 7 development to a three-year time frame, and then the specific release date will ultimately be determined by meeting the quality bar” but thats just a nice way of saying that it will be released in a record low of six years.

Among the new and exciting features are:
Spellkzeck– A revolution in keyboard typing.
Zune Land– A totally new Zune screensaver.
MyCalc– An update to the Micro$oft calculator program.
Agua User Interface– A brand new, innovative, and very alpha, user interface.
MS Paint PlusDetails to be announced.

More information will follow in the coming days.

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Anti Communism

July 11, 2007

UPDATE: PLEASE IGNORE THIS POST! THIS POST WAS WRITTEN BY STEVE BALLMER! HE HACKED INTO MY BLOG AND WROTE IT!

Due to the huge wave of anti Micro$oft, open source loving, ****ing Russian communists that are visiting this website, we (Micro$oft), for the entire world’s sake, have decided to launch a huge new wave of anti communism warfare!

We’ve invested millions in the defense industry, and look forward to huge profits from the upcoming war that we intend to start between the U.S. and the Soviet Union. We’re currently activating a virus that we included in Vista.

The U.S. government is now experiencing technical problems that they believe are caused by Russian hackers.

Now is the time to invest! Invest in Micro$oft now, and you’ll make billions! Now is a time of amazing opportunity! Don’t believe what the communist Steve Jobs tells you. Steve Jobs is part of a communist plot to blow up New York city! Act now before it is too late!

Invest in Micro$oft today and get a free gas mask! LONG LIVE STEVE BALLMER!And always remember…

 open source is communism!


MS Paint

May 18, 2007

And don’t you ever make fun of MS Paint again…