Microsoft Word Blonde Edition

June 28, 2007

We’ve got a big announcement for you today. After years of research and development that cost billions of dollars, today we’re proud to introduce a new, revolutionary, and innovative product: Microsoft Word For Blondes Edition.

Microsoft Word For Blondes Edition


Leopard Easter Egg

June 24, 2007

I just found this easter egg on my a friend’s computer running Leopard. 

Leopard Easter Egg

Thats it! We’re suing!

Picture Of The Week: Great Disasters Of The World

June 23, 2007
Disasters Of The World

Video Of The Week: Computers Of The Future

June 22, 2007

If this doesn’t convince you to get a Microsoft Surface, then I don’t know what will…

First spotted here…

Sorry About The Outburst

June 22, 2007

I’m sorry about yesterday’s post. I have certain medical conditions (ADD, ADHD, etc, etc…) that sometimes disrupt my normal behavior. I have medication, but I was busy with some Vista stuff yesterday and I forgot to take it.

I asked around, and it seems that I’m not the only one at Micro$oft with these problems. Steve Ballmer also has severe ADHD (and several other psychological issues that I probably shouldn’t talk about), and over 34% of all Micro$oft employees have- at the very least- mild ADD. (Perhaps this is due to the original job requirements for Micro$oft; But thats a whole other story for another time)

Anyway, I’ve created a new special division at Micro$oft called the BDDHD (Behavior Disrupting Disorders Help Division). The division will be responsible for making sure that everyone stays in control and takes their meds. They also- Sorry but I have to go. My nurse is here, and she says its time.

I’m Busy Go Away

June 21, 2007

There’s nothing to read here. Move along. I’m busy. Go away already. I’ll update this blog sometime soon. Come back later.

Are you still reading this? You shouldn’t be. Stop it.I’m not even writing anything intelligent. There’s nothing worth reading here. I’m busy making billions of dollars. I can’t waste my time blogging right now.

Go away. I can’t believe you’re actually reading this. You are so lame. Do you have any friends? Even one? You suck! You’re a loser! You’re a gtard! You’re also a moron! Read the rest of this entry »

Windows Vista Is Everywhere

June 19, 2007

There’s been yet another Windows Vista sighting. Check it out:

BSOD On A Gas Pump