Hail The Halo

September 26, 2007

Halo Statue



The Stupidest Video Game Ever

September 3, 2007

Check out this video game. It has got to be the stupidest game that I’ve ever seen. The goal of the game is to “have fun” making peace.

I can only pity the poor little kids that will have their copies of Halo taken away by their parents and replaced with this “fun” adventure in peace.

New Special Edition Xbox

July 12, 2007

We’re now selling a special edition Halo Xbox (Halo not included). Its an ugly brown color that looks like you-know-what. It has a smaller than ever hard drive, an optional Xbox live membership (for an additional $99 a year), and a wired controller. Get yours today at Micro$ucks.com before they all sell out!

ugly xbox

Anti Communism

July 11, 2007


Due to the huge wave of anti Micro$oft, open source loving, ****ing Russian communists that are visiting this website, we (Micro$oft), for the entire world’s sake, have decided to launch a huge new wave of anti communism warfare!

We’ve invested millions in the defense industry, and look forward to huge profits from the upcoming war that we intend to start between the U.S. and the Soviet Union. We’re currently activating a virus that we included in Vista.

The U.S. government is now experiencing technical problems that they believe are caused by Russian hackers.

Now is the time to invest! Invest in Micro$oft now, and you’ll make billions! Now is a time of amazing opportunity! Don’t believe what the communist Steve Jobs tells you. Steve Jobs is part of a communist plot to blow up New York city! Act now before it is too late!

Invest in Micro$oft today and get a free gas mask! LONG LIVE STEVE BALLMER!And always remember…

 open source is communism!

Picture Of The Week: Great Disasters Of The World

June 23, 2007
Disasters Of The World

Shut Up Jack Thompson!

April 29, 2007

Yesterday, I got a nice little email from some attorney named Jack Thompson concerning the Virginia Tech Shootings. I looked him up online, and it turns out that Jack is a noisy anti-gaming activist. His email was somewhat long, so I’m not going to post the entire letter here, but I’ll sum it up in a few sentences:

1) The Virginia Tech shooter, Seung-Hui Cho, had psychological problems and violent tendencies.

2) Therefore he played a violent video game called Counterstrike.

3) Counterstrike taught him how to kill unemotionally and calmly.

4) Counterstrike was a PC game made by a company called Valve Software.

5) Microsoft helped Valve Software port Counterstrike to the Xbox.

6) Therefore Microsoft is responsible for the VT shooting.

Jack goes on to demand that I should do something and that Microsoft should shut down the online gaming system. You can read the full story here.

Guess what Jack? I don’t think so! Your point doesn’t even make any sense. Just because I’m richer than you doesn’t mean that you have the right to sue me over stupid issues like this. In fact, I’m going to take you to court for wasting my time and for trying to ruin my reputation.