Anti Communism

UPDATE: PLEASE IGNORE THIS POST! THIS POST WAS WRITTEN BY STEVE BALLMER! HE HACKED INTO MY BLOG AND WROTE IT!

Due to the huge wave of anti Micro$oft, open source loving, ****ing Russian communists that are visiting this website, we (Micro$oft), for the entire world’s sake, have decided to launch a huge new wave of anti communism warfare!

We’ve invested millions in the defense industry, and look forward to huge profits from the upcoming war that we intend to start between the U.S. and the Soviet Union. We’re currently activating a virus that we included in Vista.

The U.S. government is now experiencing technical problems that they believe are caused by Russian hackers.

Now is the time to invest! Invest in Micro$oft now, and you’ll make billions! Now is a time of amazing opportunity! Don’t believe what the communist Steve Jobs tells you. Steve Jobs is part of a communist plot to blow up New York city! Act now before it is too late!

Invest in Micro$oft today and get a free gas mask! LONG LIVE STEVE BALLMER!And always remember…

 open source is communism!

21 Responses to Anti Communism

  1. hohohoho
    sorry Bill, not for this case, I am firefox lovers.

  2. Bill Gates says:

    Exactly why you’re a communist!

  3. Bill Gates says:

    And just for the record, I wasn’t the crazy person who wrote this post. Ballmer was responsible for that.

  4. No problem Bill, I am still using windows and no plan to use Linux, are U happy Bill?🙂

  5. Bill Gates says:

    I’m thrilled! I’ve never been happier.

  6. The BSOD says:

    You didn’t have to put this under EVERY category.

  7. xxxxx says:

    hasta siempre comandante che guevara!

    patria o muerte!

    hasta siempre fidel!

  8. Macintosh Communist Party says:

    Boycott MICROSOFT!

    Apple will EAT Microsoft one day,
    like Adobe ate Macromedia.
    like Autodesk ate Alias…

    Mwahaha… Meet your doom, Gates.

  9. Brian says:

    This post’s sarcastic treatment of property rights is disgusting. You anti-life, anti-profit, anti-freedom, anti-reason, anti-American parasites will one day learn whose is the need, and whose is the ability… Bill Gates doesn’t need any of you, but you all sure do need him and those like him, if you wish to continue living on this planet. Of course, Bill Gates could choose to go on strike and leave you to achieve the death you all seek. If you want shitty software that breaks all the time, requires a full-time staff of programmers to maintain custom applications, and you enjoy wasting time and money because of the low quality of open source, then be my guest… It’s YOUR life on the line, not mine. I, for one, sincerely appreciate Bill Gates’ impact on this planet (let’s not forget that he and those like him have linked all of us together onto one huge network and destroyed the physical boundaries of global communication). He has given humanity way more than most people can ever give back to him, and Microsoft charges very fair prices for their high-quality software. Apple is, of course, better, but that doesn’t make Microsoft bad. You all need to take a good look at your values and decide whether you value LIFE or DEATH. Because this issue is as serious as that.

    “I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.” – John Galt

  10. Sjoerd says:

    If open source is communism, I’d rather be a communist than a capitalist because I like the idea of open source more than closed source and open source programs are often better

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