I’m going away for a while. I need a nice long break. I’ll be back in approximately one month. In the meantime, I convinced Steve Ballmer to stop highjacking my blog and to start a blog of his own. You can read his blog here. I know that my blog stats are going to go down in my absence, but its unavoidable. The IRS are investigating, and I need to go into hiding. Don’t worry, I’ll be back. Until then, LONG LIVE MICOR$UCKS!
The Secret Diary Of Bill Gates
Dude, I Invented The Blue Screen Of Death. Have You Seen It?
About Me
My name is Bill Gates, and I have over ten million times more money than you. I created Windows, the most advanced operating system in existence, after I dropped out of high school. Some people hate hypocrisy; I thrive on it. You can read my full biography here.
The Secret Diary Of Bill Gates 
Have a nice time, I’ll hold things down while you are gone.
“The IRS are investigating, and I need to go into hiding.”
When I read your title I thought you were off to do good charitable deeds and save the world… What was I thinking!! 🙂
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Nona:
Well… That depends on what you consider charitable.