If You Buy A Mac… You Will Get Explosive Diarrhea

Thats right, all Mac users have bladder problems. (As well as many other problems that I can’t even begin to describe.) Why else would this widget be the number two widget on Apple.com?

Public Toilet Locater

This is almost enough to make me pity Steve Jobs! Almost. Hopefully there are a lot of toilets at Apple HQ in Cupertino, CA.

As a special bonus to all yeh faithful blog-readers, all copies of Vista ordered today come with a free gps potty locater to replace the one on your Mac! Order yours today on Microso$ft.com/special%20deal/poop-a-scooper.dll. 

Hmm… perhaps all Mac users have a FATAL BUFFER OVERLOAD ERROR IN OUTPUT.DLL. Or would that be an error with /sbin/dump?


5 Responses to If You Buy A Mac… You Will Get Explosive Diarrhea

  1. Well, to be honest with U, I never use Apple product Bill, swear. believe me Bill.

  2. Bill Gates says:

    Street Marketer, good for you boy!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Explains all the white stuff on your face.

  4. Bill Gates says:

    Excuse me!

  5. Anonymous says:

    I take that back, Windows is the best OS ever.

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