Right now, there’s a lot of excitement on the internet about the iPhone. I just don’t get it. There’s absolutely nothing to be excited about. The iPhone sucks! Its a typical Apple product (it looks ugly and is hard to use).
As the richest man on Earth, I’d like to make a personal request: Please stop getting excited about the iPhone and start getting excited about the zPhone. The zPhone is a next generation phone made by Microsoft. It runs Microsoft Vista Useless Edition For Stupid Portable Devices, and it supports some of the more exciting Windows features, such as DLL files, and the Blue Screen Of Death. Here’s a picture:
I’ll be posting more about it later.