A bunch of you were emailing my foundation and telling me that I should give money for DCA research. DCA is a chemical that some scientists believe can cure cancer quickly and painlessly. Its cheep and unpatented, so no pharmacy wants to invest money to research it. Because of your emails, I just donated five million dollars to the organization that is researching it.
All of you should stop emailing me now, and shut up. Why don’t you go and give some money yourself. By the way, I didn’t do it for your sake. I did it in case I ever get cancer.