Microsoft Is Going To Buy WordPress.com

I’ve only been using WordPress.com for half a day so far, but I like it. I like it so much that I’ve decided to buy it. It isn’t official yet, but I’ve set up a meeting for this afternoon with Steve Balmer and Ray Ozzie to discuss the topic. Unless they’re really opposed to the idea, its going to probably happen. Besides, they won’t be opposed to the idea. They always do what I tell them to do and they never think for themselves. But that’s a good thing.

Anyways, I’m guessing that we (Microsoft) will be able to acquire WordPress.com for around ten to fifteen million. Maybe I’ll even be willing to buy it for twenty million. That’s still just pocket money for me. I’ve already contacted WordPress.com concerning the issue, and I’m waiting for a reply. I’ll keep you updated about the acquisition.

2 Responses to Microsoft Is Going To Buy WordPress.com

  1. […] Of Wordpress.com Yesterday’s meeting with Ozzie and Ballmer went well. I told them that I wanted to buy WordPress.com, and they both just stood there for a few seconds. Then Ballmer came over, shook my hand, and told […]

  2. katwalk65 says:

    I like Bill Gates, esp now that he’s semi-retired..this should be a good thing, just get lost in the corporate hall of death. please. I beg of you.

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