SP1, Oh Baby!

Woohoo! We did it (at last)!

Windows Vista Security- er, Service Pack 1 was  just released into the wild. In order of importance, the new features are the following:

(The list of features is taken from the official press release. (Really.))

  • Removes 20 second delay when pressing Ctrl Alt Del on certain machines.
  • Windows Explorer (usually) no longer freezes if you browse the network
  • Most of the time, the machine no longer hangs when emerging from hibernation mode.
  • The ‘Pause for 15 seconds before connecting to the network’ feature (this feature is strangely present in every version but Ultimate) has (temporarily) been removed.

Lets look at what the fanboys are saying:

“Windows Vista SP1 lacks any compelling ‘must haves,’ and, in most cases, doesn’t significantly improve performance (in some cases, it even degrades performance).
The bottom line: While it’s always good to install the latest code for any operating system, installing the Windows Vista SP1 update will require some casual users to spend a few hours without any visible or tangible improvements to their systems.”

-C|Net 

If you fast-forward to 2015, and then look-back; I bet that Vista’s SP1 will be hailed as a classic example of waiting until the first service pack before deploying an operating system. Thus if you have not deployed Vista, then wait until next spring and expect a smooth migration from XP.”

- ComputerPerformance.co.uk

Opening Windows Explorer for the first time in a session (which on my desktop took at least a full 30 seconds, and as long as a full minute) now takes an ‘acceptable’ 10 to 15 secondsMicrosoft also boasts about speed improvements in Internet Explorer 7… I found no proof of the former.”

 - PC Magazine

In the spirit of celebration, we put up some Vista jokes for y’all over here.

Head over to Microsucks.com and get your copy.

Um, anyone?

Please? We’ll give you free support.

Oh well. :(

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18 Responses to SP1, Oh Baby!

  1. Bobby says:

    Wow you finally updated the blog. What a disappointment.

  2. Fakebill says:

    Thank you!

  3. steveballmer says:

    Hey Bill! we are selling this stuff, remember!?

    I hate short-timers!

  4. The BSOD says:

    Hey bitch! I’m back!

    Hang on, YOU ONLY ADDED ONE BLOG POST SINCE I LEFT?

    Alright then. Bye for now.

  5. Joshua says:

    hope to do not see you =)

  6. Marinkina says:

    Пора переименовать блог, присвоив название связанное с доменами :) может хватит про них?

  7. Gavrilin says:

    Нет,по настоящиму улыбнул 8 пункт,просто представил такую ситуацию ))).

  8. Cederash says:

    Навеяно наверное стандартным мышлением? Будьте проще ))

  9. Ferinannnd says:

    Даже и не докопаешься.

  10. Avertedd says:

    Супер статья!

  11. The BSOD says:

    Oi! Where’s me farkin’ Windoze 7 computer, mate!?

    (Yes, I’ve been here for over a year. I have no life, hehe)

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    Dude you are the smartest guy i have ever knew you rock
    \ll/!Rock ON!\ll/

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