Yes, you heard that right. I’m now the second richest man alive. A stupid Mexican (you know, the people with the sombreros) named “Carlos Slim” (what a stupid name) just overtook me.
Don’t worry about it. I’m doing everything in my power to stop him. I have a team of lawyers that are looking for a way to sue him, I have a private investigator that is investigating him so that I can blackmail him, and I have convinced a bunch of charity organizations to go and pester him. Everything will be under control soon.
If all else fails, there’s always the BSOD…
July 19, 2007 at 10:30 am
hahahahhhahaha, give me some money you rich ba^!&@#
September 6, 2007 at 6:04 pm
I’M LEBANESE &I CONGRATULATE NICHOLAS SLIM THE HALF LEBANESE NEW RICHEST MAN ON EARTH &BILL GATES YOU’RE NOT THE RICHEST MAN ALIVE,SO WHAT?GET OVER IT!MAYBE U INVENTED MICROSOFT BUT LEBANESE INVENTED ALPHABET!
September 7, 2007 at 7:33 am
Stephanie:
What?
September 9, 2007 at 1:57 am
Give me your $100,000,000 you lucky bar*****
Come on!
Gimme Gimme Gimme!
Why don’t you transfer it to my bank account?
September 9, 2007 at 7:54 am
I guess mexicans are not that stupid even with their sombreros you racist bitch we have the richest man on earth do you think thats stupid?? i didnt think so idiot.
September 9, 2007 at 2:55 pm
I don’t think you get the joke.
September 10, 2007 at 9:04 pm
hey, i knew ‘Carlos Slim was going to surpass Bill Gates in regard to be the richest man alive. Now Carlos slim is doing all he’s possible best. and i do get the joke, however you have to assume that Mexicans are not stupid after all. well well, you know what i thought about it and i decided to be billionaire to.
see ya then
September 19, 2007 at 2:49 am
Haha, what Stephanie? Bill gates isn’t a race. Bill Gates is a person. You can’t take credit for the alphabet anymore than Americans can for cars.
September 21, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Wow this website is a joke and very unprofessional
September 21, 2007 at 1:20 pm
@Ur momma
Anyone that gives their name as “Ur momma” doesn’t have the right to call someone else a joke and unprofessional.
October 16, 2007 at 10:34 pm
STFU bill gates wannabe
November 22, 2007 at 12:48 am
hahaha i guess youre the stupid one if he were an stupid mexican he wouldnt be richest than you idiot
November 24, 2007 at 6:36 am
… guys this is clearly a joke. take the dildos outta ur ass and stop complaining. dont like the humor? dont read it. this guys trying to be funny. give him a break. i laughed at the photo btw. hahah the zune wat a joke
November 24, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Hehe…
Its good to have someone understand you ocasionally.
December 2, 2007 at 11:57 am
Hey billy… u sucks ive read ur biblio…
u have really a high pride man!
December 2, 2007 at 12:43 pm
OPAW, I could be wrong, but I don’t think that its possible for anything (and especially not this blog) to be worse than your grammar and spelling.
December 10, 2007 at 8:56 pm
u fuckers are really dumb…bills rich…slims…rich and all u broke as losers are fightin over…mexicans are stupid…billionaires or not…when a country is full of fools…its not that hard to be a billionaire…and slim is lebanese not mexican…the dumbass fuckhead should use his money to rebuild beirut u wankers
January 24, 2008 at 1:39 am
So what Bill? Its not the end of the world. I just read ur paragraph and its just bull.
Just live with it. the leb dude has more money then u. Thats nothing. If i had ur money id just be frigging happy,
( I guess rich people get dumber and dumber every day)
January 24, 2008 at 1:44 am
So what Bill? Its not the end of the world. I just read ur paragraph and its just bull.
Just live with it. the leb dude has more money then u. Thats nothing. If i had ur money id just be frigging happy, And im not even out of high school yet with no job. yet i get allowances from my parents and yet i only have 60 dollars. Hey im not complaining that my frineds have more money then me.
(Rich Whiners these days. Sigh)
January 24, 2008 at 4:12 am
This is just a joke. Bill gates is trying to misorient the people for money reasons. For me he is still the richest man. And he’s reached that status by stealing people’s money!!!!!!! so continue suing bill gates to make him pay….. whaaaaaaaaa
February 18, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Topic says it all racist people can not stand to see a Mexican succeed in wealth yes Bill Gates was the richest man but there is always someone smarter and better at what they do. Well you people have to wake up and smell the coffee, you think that is a problem wait another 6 years then your are really going to hate Mexicans cause we don’t die we multiply and we are growing fast so just suck it up and get use to it!
February 21, 2008 at 11:42 pm
bill if u permit me to call you so, i think u deserve what you have and alll those idiots out there who dont get the joke dnt read it ok nt our faults u dont want to use ur brains just as mr.Gates did so get a grip of yourselves
February 27, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Lebanese.. Mexican.. American.. Bill.. Carlos.. Money..
Is this all you care about now?
What about US?
April 7, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Wow all you people getting ticked off don’t get that that’s not really Bill Gates, right? Slow slow slow… *sigh* The creator of this sight clearly has more time on his hands than me, the person searching for the richest man on earth on Google- it’s better than Microsoft, you Bill Gates wannabe. If you are gonna obsess over somebody, make it Al Gore. He invented the internet, duh!
May 12, 2008 at 12:17 am
yo i need sum mmmmooonnneeeeeyyyyy send me the money money money come on I’m at the PUBLIC LIBRARY I have no home MONEY!!! MOney MOney moNEY moNEY you know what it is , how us homeless be ichin money wwwwhhhhhooooaaa Well anyway can I switch lives wit u or somthin. PRetty PLeAse WiTh ChErRy On dA ToP
May 12, 2008 at 12:22 am
wassup again its homeless wonder uhh its been 2 minutes and i still ain’t got MY MONEY YO dis place bout to close up for da night please hurry hurry I’m sleepin outside!! gee wiz mister golly me to the heart
May 12, 2008 at 12:24 am
dey tellin me 2 leaveplease hurry hurrynnnooooooooooo they got security coming now hhhhhhheeeellllppp me please help me hhhheeeellllpppp mmmmeeee pppllleeeaaassseee
May 12, 2008 at 12:29 am
yo before i go i haf to giv props 2 ma gurl anon she speaks da truth ,but istill want ma money money money
May 12, 2008 at 12:30 am
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May 12, 2008 at 3:15 pm
OMG it’s not the coolest blog ever but will you lot chill out, can’t you take a joke?
June 18, 2008 at 10:51 pm
XD lmao this is funny bill….
August 19, 2008 at 8:33 am
wow bill your such a bitch typical white guy always need to feel the need to be in “power” lmfao now that the “white man” isn’t the wealthiest no more he wants to do something about it roflmao come on bill it was a matter of time and time changes whitey things are going for the better well, not for the white man, a mexican is the wealthiest and not the white man, soon a black man will be president life is gooooood