UPDATE: Apparently Vista is also powering the Space Station’s computer system.
The demand for Vista is just amazing. We’re selling tens of dozens of copies monthly. In China alone we’ve sold 244 copies. Vista is simply everywhere. Its running on Russian ATMs
Its running on kiddy carts in the US.
It is just everywhere. Maybe its time that you put it on your computer.


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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
NASA IS DOOMED!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
Its all right. The entire space program is all a fake anyway. We never really went space.
SPACE PROGRAM IS FAKE?? ARE YOU FOR REAL??
Nope, I’m really Fake Fake Bill.
(sniff) You aren’t the real Bill Gates?
Of course I am! Just because I’m fake fake fake bill doesn’t mean that I’m not real gates!