Vista Is Everywhere

UPDATE: Apparently Vista is also powering the Space Station’s computer system.

The demand for Vista is just amazing. We’re selling tens of dozens of copies monthly. In China alone we’ve sold 244 copies. Vista is simply everywhere. Its running on Russian ATMs

Russian ATM running Windows

Its running on kiddy carts in the US.

Windows on a kiddy cart

It is just everywhere. Maybe its time that you put it on your computer.

7 Responses to “Vista Is Everywhere”

  1. Windows Vista Is Everywhere « The Secret Diary Of Bill Gates Says:

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  2. The BSOD Says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    NASA IS DOOMED!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

  3. Bill Gates Says:

    Its all right. The entire space program is all a fake anyway. We never really went space.

  4. The BSOD Says:

    SPACE PROGRAM IS FAKE?? ARE YOU FOR REAL??

  5. Bill Gates Says:

    Nope, I’m really Fake Fake Bill.

  6. The BSOD Says:

    (sniff) You aren’t the real Bill Gates?

  7. Bill Gates Says:

    Of course I am! Just because I’m fake fake fake bill doesn’t mean that I’m not real gates!

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